Detect and remove AI-generated slop with certainty-based findings and safe auto-fixes. AI coding tools leave behind debug `console.log`s, `print` statements, placeholder text ("TODO: implement"), empty `catch` blocks, over-commented code, and dead abstractions. `/deslop` runs a 3-phase detection pipeline (regex patterns → multi-pass analyzers → CLI tools) that categorizes every finding by certainty level: HIGH gets auto-fixed, MEDIUM is flagged for review, LOW is reported without action. Behavior is preserved by construction; diffs are minimal. Supports JavaScript, TypeScript, Python, Rust, Go, and Java.